Hey Warleader.....

[Zoltan]

There is no spoon!

-Zoltan

[Morden279]

Originally posted by Zoltan
There is no spoon!

Jesus, one can only imagine what Warleader's going to say in response to this...

Regards,
Morden

[Zoltan]

I was just looking at the "last posts" on the right, and all 3 threads were ended by YOU, Morden. heh

You ALWAYS have to have the LAST word? :laugh: :laugh:

-Zoltan

[Morden279]

Originally posted by Zoltan
I was just looking at the "last posts" on the right, and all 3 threads were ended by YOU, Morden. heh

You ALWAYS have to have the LAST word? :laugh: :laugh:

-Zoltan

Hey, not always! :D

(I just like to feel I've done my bit contributing the the boards, that's all.) :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

[B5Junky]

Hello,

Look at that I have the last word.

Funny i have never been here before.


B5Junky

[Zoltan]

Originally posted by B5Junky

i have never been here before.


B5Junky

You have ALWAYS been here.

-Zoltan

[B5Junky]

Nope.

only since Jun 2003

But if you mean the vorlon thing... Well, I try to keep a low profile.;)

B5Junky

[Rhett]

Did sanfam recruit you or something? IS that what your title means? If so, I take it to be another plan of sanfams to tyrannically take over firstones and rule the world!

[B5Junky]

I was created by the one and I will die for the one. (If you don't know what or who says this you have no right to be here)

B5Junky

[Rhett]

Do not insult me, young one... ;) Which manifistation of the one were you created by? The past, present, or future one?

[B5Junky]

I said I was created, not live by the one.

I do not speak of the begining, middle, or end. I am the new begining, Created by the end of the three... (the one)

[Morden279]

Originally posted by B5Junky
I do not speak of the begining, middle, or end. I am the new begining, Created by the end of the three... (the one)

Damn, you can't even talk about your own creator? Harsh.

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Is there no spoon, or is there no you? Perhaps you are naught but a figment of your own imagination, a twisted paradox caught in a spoonless world...

[Rhett]

OR perhaps your whole life is nothing but a dream, created by your subconcious (or my subconcious?)

[Captain,Simmonds]

Maybe he ment SPOO

[Rhett]

or Jovian Sunspots?

[the_exile]

Or the_exile, rightful heir to the stars.

[Rhett]

Yes, the stars that float around where his brain should be :D ;)

[Morden279]

Originally posted by rhett
Yes, the stars that float around where his brain should be :D ;)

LOL! More like a black hole... :D

Regards,
Morden

[Messiah]

Originally posted by rhett
or Jovian Sunspots?

There are no such things.

[Morden279]

Originally posted by Messiah
There are no such things.

Yes there are, they were on TV, they must be real! :p

Regards,
Morden

[Rhett]

Originally posted by Messiah
There are no such things.

There is no Spoo...

[Morden279]

Originally posted by rhett
There is no Spoo...

Only Flarn...

Regards,
Morden

[Rhett]

Ahh yes, flarn...

[Messiah]

No, spoo.

[Morden279]

Originally posted by Messiah
No, spoo.

Flarn! :mad:

*Messiah and Morden face off*

Morden: "Whoever is Flarn follows Flarn leader!"

Regards,
Morden

[Messiah]

For the last time, Spoo leader! :mad:

[Morden279]

Originally posted by Messiah
For the last time, Spoo leader! :mad:

FLARN LEADER!!! :mad:

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Nasty little hobbitses... we will kill them, we will ring their filthy necks... we will have the preccccciousssss.... we will have the flarn AND the spoo...

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
Nasty little hobbitses... we will kill them, we will ring their filthy necks... we will have the preccccciousssss.... we will have the flarn AND the spoo...

Tricksey little Hobbitses! We'll poke out their eyeses and eat their Flarn, Precious!!!

FLARN WILL REIN SUPREME! Who will join me against Messiah and the threat of Spoo? *Plays Russian national anthem in the background*

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Tricksey little Hobbitses! We'll poke out their eyeses and eat their Flarn, Precious!!!

FLARN WILL REIN SUPREME! Who will join me against Messiah and the threat of Spoo? *Plays Russian national anthem in the background*

Regards,
Morden

The resurrected Stalin/Hitler from the military thread will! I sold my brain to DARPA, and they put him in there.

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
The resurrected Stalin/Hitler from the military thread will! I sold my brain to DARPA, and they put him in there.

Cool, it'd be good to have Uncle Joe back in town! :)

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

*Calls in the KGB*

I just like that acronym. :D

[Rhett]

Jumps in with 100 omegas and blows the_exile to hell... You have outstayed your welcome, biatch :D jk

[Morden279]

Originally posted by rhett
Jumps in with 100 omegas and blows the_exile to hell... You have outstayed your welcome, biatch :D jk

W00T! 34r7hf0rc3 0m3g4 C14ss D3s7r0y0rs kiXs y0ur 4ss!!!

Regards,
Morden

[Captain,Simmonds]

Originally posted by Morden279
Cool, it'd be good to have Uncle Joe back in town! :)

Regards,
Morden

And Unlce Lenin is back too, And the guy who was a communist, and who said communism went corrupt.

[An ex-Squid]

Originally posted by the_exile
*Calls in the KGB*

I just like that acronym. :D
You're calling in the Killer Gerbil Babes? That should be interesting...:D

[the_exile]

|-||_|5h, !|\|f!d315. j00 (4|\||\|07 h0|>3 70 |)3f347 73h 1337 |\/|4574!

[Messiah]

Originally posted by Morden279
FLARN LEADER!!! :mad:

Regards,
Morden

Spoo you! :mad:

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Messiah
Spoo you! :mad:

*Brandishes USP for a moment, before shooting both the Spoo and the Flarn*

[Messiah]

Originally posted by the_exile
*Brandishes USP for a moment, before shooting both the Spoo and the Flarn*

Aaargh! When will you learn??! Its the Spoo and the Spoo!!!!!11!!11!!"2!

[Morden279]

Originally posted by Messiah
Aaargh! When will you learn??! Its the Spoo and the Spoo!!!!!11!!11!!"2!

Or as certain members of the internet population would say; Sp00

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Or as certain members of the internet population would say; Sp00

Regards,
Morden

0# hu5#0rz, nub.

[Morden279]

Y34h righ7, y0u'r3 jus7 4 R4ng0r, h0w's 7h47 nub? I 0wn y0ur 4ss 4s w311 4s r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs 0n Firs70n3s.

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Y34h righ7, y0u'r3 jus7 4 R4ng0r, h0w's 7h47 nub? I 0wn y0ur 4ss 4s w311 4s r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs 0n Firs70n3s.

Regards,
Morden

j00 50x0rz 47 73# !n73rn37.

(The worst insult one can say to a geek :D)

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
j00 50x0rz 47 73# !n73rn37.

(The worst insult one can say to a geek :D)

Wouldn't apply to me, then... :rolleyes:

As for YOU, however...

j00 50x0rz 47 73# !n73rn37!

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Wouldn't apply to me, then... :rolleyes:

As for YOU, however...

j00 50x0rz 47 73# !n73rn37!

Regards,
Morden

OoOoOoh, it's real insulting when you copy and paste my insult! :rolleyes:

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
OoOoOoh, it's real insulting when you copy and paste my insult! :rolleyes:

Well, it did only apply to geeks... :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Well, it did only apply to geeks... :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

It's only insulting when it's original. :p

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
It's only insulting when it's original. :p

Who says? :p

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Who says? :p

Regards,
Morden

Says everyone EVARRR with a capitol E V A R R R!

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
Says everyone EVARRR with a capitol E V A R R R!

Yeah, like you know everyone... :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Yeah, like you know everyone... :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

Yeah, like, I do.

[Messiah]

I know Tomato, you know tamatoe.

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Messiah
I know Tomato, you know tamatoe.

Exactly.

[Morden279]

Jesus, let's call the whole thing off... :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Jesus, let's call the whole thing off... :rolleyes:

Regards,
Morden

Cash in the chips? Call it a loss? Accept fate? H3llz0r no!

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
Cash in the chips? Call it a loss? Accept fate? H3llz0r no!

Jesus, don't start the 1337 talk here as well...

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Jesus, don't start the 1337 talk here as well...

Regards,
Morden

F!n3.

[Messiah]

Its F1n3! (Spoo!)

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Messiah
Its F1n3! (Spoo!)

! pwnz0r 73h F|4rn 4nd 73h 5p00z0r.

[Messiah]

175 sp00! 4r3 j00 d4f7?

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Messiah
175 sp00! 4r3 j00 d4f7?

r0g3r d0dg3r.

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
r0g3r d0dg3r.

LOL! One of my mates says that all the time! :D

Regards,
Morden

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
LOL! One of my mates says that all the time! :D

Regards,
Morden

A clan on my server, started saying rgrdgr, and it caught on. Just like "JESUS CHRIST IN A CHESTNUT!" I inserted that into 3 random spots on some notes we had to take for US History, in the hopes the teacher would see it. He didn't. :(

[C_Mon]

They're on to you!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
They're on to you!

*Looks up*

On me? Nope.

[C_Mon]

Can,t you see? They stand everywhere.

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Can,t you see? They stand everywhere.

Negatory.

[C_Mon]

Aah damn! They don't stand where you stand because you the_exile. My bad!

[Morden279]

Okay...

Regards,
Morden

[C_Mon]

Play BG2 and you know!

[the_exile]

I love the EB Games ads about thumbs... there's one with a picture of a guy giving a thumbs-up sign, and it says something along the line of "Use your thumbs with pride, for they are what separate man from beast." :D

[C_Mon]

LOL!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
LOL!

There are others, like the guy waterskiing with the ring in his mouth because his hands are stuck in the controller position, but that first one is the funniest.

[C_Mon]

LOL!!!!!! THE AMBULANCES HAVE SOOOO MUCH FUN AS WATERSKIER GOO BY!!!!!!!!!!!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
LOL!!!!!! THE AMBULANCES HAVE SOOOO MUCH FUN AS WATERSKIER GOO BY!!!!!!!!!!!

But ROBOVARKS destroy the ambulances, and laugh at them.

:robot: :robot:

[C_Mon]

THE AAARDWARK FROM THE RIM IS EATING YOUR NEBULAS!!!!!!!!! WE NEEED RESQUE NOW OR THE BIG WATERCOOLER IS GOING TO DESTROY OUR FLEEEEET AND THE PUNY ROBO ARMY!!!

[the_exile]

:shadow1: They're watching you... :shadow1:

[C_Mon]

WHo? Me?

[Captain,Simmonds]

Thats not a good sign

[C_Mon]

No! I think it was the stop sign!?

[the_exile]

What does a "Good" sign signify? Leaving Mordor? :D

[C_Mon]

A good sign is the highway sign!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
A good sign is the highway sign!

A good sign is the one that says "3x!13 pwns j00!"

[Morden279]

Originally posted by the_exile
What does a "Good" sign signify? Leaving Mordor? :D

Leaving Morden, what?

Regards,
Morden

[C_Mon]

The pressiouss!!!

[Morden279]

Tricksey little Hobbitses! :mad:

Regards,
Morden

[C_Mon]

Noo! not you too! :rolleyes:

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Morden279
Tricksey little Hobbitses! :mad:

Regards,
Morden

Tricksey little Mordens... they impersonateses us... we will kill them! We will ring their scrawny little necks, preciouss...

[C_Mon]

Noo! now theres two of em!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Noo! now theres two of em!

But in the end, there can be only one.

*Dramatic lightning crash*

:D

[C_Mon]

Mortal Combat!!! Morden vs the_exile !!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Mortal Combat!!! Morden vs the_exile !!

Kombat, you mean. :D

*Whips out CS 1.6 shield*

Shield exploits! :D

[C_Mon]

Combat, Kombat whatever!!
Anyway, fight Morden!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Combat, Kombat whatever!!
Anyway, fight Morden!

*Lets off a clip into Mordie's chest*

Mwuahahaha... You Ess Pees of JYUSTEECE!

[C_Mon]

"Finish him!"

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
"Finish him!"

I think my 12 bullets finished him quite nicely... :)

[C_Mon]

Then I finnish you! PRKLE!!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Then I finnish you! PRKLE!!

You crazy Finn... no.

[C_Mon]

You better start talking finnish now!:mad: :D

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
You better start talking finnish now!:mad: :D

No. Tu devrais parler en francais!

[C_Mon]

Achtung! Der Panzerwagen.

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Achtung! Der Panzerwagen.

Firmes ton bouche, chienne.

[C_Mon]

Las platos des grytos!

[the_exile]

Tu fais du l'idiot tres souvent, non?

(Excusez-moi, ma francais n'est pas tres bon)

[C_Mon]

negatory

[the_exile]

Positif.

[C_Mon]

negative!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
negative!

Affirmatif.

[C_Mon]

ROGER DOGER!!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
ROGER DOGER!!

ROGER DODGER, you mean.

[C_Mon]

NO! I meant ROGER DOGER!!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
NO! I meant ROGER DOGER!!

No, you don't.

[Zoltan]

Hutsay hetay uckfay puay! :-P

-Zoltan

[C_Mon]

Originally posted by the_exile
No, you don't.
Roger doger!

[RubberEagle]

ranger danger and the danger rangers

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Zoltan
Hutsay hetay uckfay puay! :-P

-Zoltan

Babelfish doesn't have a Pig Latin-to-English option, you'll have to speak in a language we understand.

[C_Mon]

Black mail!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Black mail!

Why the racism? Is black mail really any worse than white mail?

[C_Mon]

Yes! It's black!

[the_exile]

I'm ba-a-a-ack, ba-a-a-ack, back in black, yes I'm back in black!

[Captain,Simmonds]

OKEY.

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds
OKEY.

AC/DC r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz, so hush.

[C_Mon]

:robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot:

[the_exile]

AC/DC pwnz0rz j00r r0b0tz0rz!

[C_Mon]

POWER UP!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
POWER UP!

P0w3r up j00r W!n4mp!

[C_Mon]

I use musicmatch!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
I use musicmatch!

P0w3r d0wn j00r (r4ppy 50f7w4r3, 4nd p0w3r up 73h d0wn104d4g3!

[C_Mon]

Musicmatch rocks! N00b!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Musicmatch rocks! N00b!

I love Real Jukebox, AKA SpyWare Deluxe.

[C_Mon]

Real Jukebox!?!?!??! RAAARGH!!!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Real Jukebox!?!?!??! RAAARGH!!!

Yep. And guess what?

Winamp > MusicMatch > RealCrapbox

[C_Mon]

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[the_exile]

Yep.

[C_Mon]

COOL!

[Rhett]

NO MORE SPAMMING!!!

[C_Mon]

SPAMMMM!

[the_exile]

Spam is good.

[C_Mon]

You eat much SPAM?

[Random Chaos]

SPAM IS SPAM IS SPAM AND IS EATEN BY NO KNOWN SPECIES AS IT IS CONSIDERED TOXIC EVEN BY THE FLESH-EATING PAK'MA'RA!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN

THE SPAM IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C_Mon]

stop!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!11 SPAMM IS COMEING WE MUST FIGHT IT1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the_exile]

And the Lord spake:

THOU SHALT NOT SPAMMETH THINE FORUMS!

[Captain,Simmonds]

do

msgbox = SPAM

loop

Disables Close Button.

[the_exile]

DO UNTIL SIMMONDS$="DEAD"
BEAT SIMMONDS$ WITH "MALLET"
LOOP

[Captain,Simmonds]

Would'nt an if and else statment work too.

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds
Would'nt an if and else statment work too.

Yep.

[C_Mon]

BLAZERS!!!

[the_exile]

JACKETS!

[Phi]

PLASTONS! (any fencers out there?)

Φ

[the_exile]

Ten-Four Niner Niner
Blue Fourty-Two!
Blue Fourty-Two!
Hut!
Hut!
Hike!

"Football combines the two worst aspects of American society: violence, and comittee meetings."

[Captain,Simmonds]

football sucks, they stole its name from soccer

[the_exile]

Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds
football sucks, they stole its name from soccer

1) Yes
2) No

[C_Mon]

Actually IMO soccer is more football than American football, because in soccer you use your feets only, no hands and stuff.

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Actually IMO soccer is more football than American football, because in soccer you use your feets only, no hands and stuff.

Observant! :rolleyes:

[C_Mon]

Why do you call football soccer then?

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Why do you call football soccer then?

"Football combines the two worst aspects of American society: violence, and committee meetings."

-Gregg Anderson

[C_Mon]

Oki!

[the_exile]

Originally posted by C_Mon
Oki!

Not an answer to your question, just a random quote. :D

[C_Mon]

Oki!